Antipodean SubGenius Show
In 2006 or so, I cobbled together a sextet of Hour of Slack wannabe shows. Being a prime idiot at the time, I indulged in toilet humour and called them the Antipodean SubGenius Show, or ASS for short. Har de har har.
See the descriptions and links to them on Mediafire below.
Hour Of Slack: Cardboard Box Emergency Edition - "Infidelguy and Phelps" PLUG: www.infidelguy.com has the original, uncut show. DISCLAIMER: Clips not extracted from the Infidelguy.com show, or CDs owned by the Rev. Cardboard Box, or from the mouth of the Rev. Cardboard Box, were previously available on alt.binaries.slack, and effort has been made to place credit where it is due. The Rev. Ivan Stang has the right to comment and edit as he and/or "Bob" sees fit. -1. Cardboard Box - ASS Intro (-0:32) 0. Brief note (-0:12) 1. Le Mur - Intro #H (0:00) 2. Emergency Brand Radio (0:33) 3. Lord Buckley - "Hipsters, flipsters..." (1:04) 4. The Matrix - "It's him, the anomaly" (1:15) 5. Cardboard Box - Intro and Rant (1:25) 6. Tim Phelps - Why the hoopla (4:33) 7. Cardboard Box - "Argumentum ad bellum" (5:00) 8. Tim Phelps - Predestination (5:48) 9. Cardboard Box - "Predestination is bunk" (5:51) 10. Tim Phelps - "What we believe" (6:30) 11. Jennifer Diane Reitz & Sandra Woodruff - "Lupiko and Thilia at Home" (9:03) 12. Unknown artist (Norel Pref?) - "Tinky Winky Falwell" (10:05) 13. Le Mur - "Jesus Slave to Pornography" (11:21) 14. credits and slight skiting (12:27) 15. Tim Phelps - "Fag etymology" (13:52) 16. about the background music (15:19) 17. The Goons - Eccles explains Homeland Security (15:57) 18. Tim Phelps - "Timmy's concern" (16:25) 19. "Vulgar Pushy Perverts" (16:39) 20. "You Can't Change a Pervert" (16:43) 21. "Slight Misunderstanding" (17:20) 22. The Radiolites - "If I'd Only Believed in You" (17:58) 23. Ivan Stang & ESO - "Jesus DID Try to Save You!" (20:50) 24. credits (22:32) 25. Le Mur - "Let's Go to the Phones" (22:40) 26. Infidelguy - "Paul's dream" (23:05) 27. Question on Genesis 19:30 onwards (23:56) 28. "Why change what God made us" (25:21) 29. The Box loses his patience (26:53), Tim starts losing his rag (27:06) (BGM: SMUT - "Jesus on a stick") 30. Cardboard Box introduces Tim Phelps doing his prunes over Ruth (29:00) 31. Tim Phelps does his prunes as promised (BGM: Hatebeak) (29:30) 32. Tim Phelps - "I'm a warrior" (31:56) 33. credits (32:34) 34. Norel Pref - "Yeah Right Said Fred" (32:54) 35. William S. Burroughs - "Meeting of the International Conference of Technical Psychiatry" (34:14) 36. Ivan Stang - "John Ashcroft's Healing" (39:07) 37. ESO - "Jesus! "Bob"! The Beast! Connie!" (42:16) 38. credits (46:28) 39. Infidelguy - "Bye Bye Tim" (47:16) 40. Norel Pref - "Wedgie of Faith" (49:13) 41. signoff (50:06) 42. Self's Layer - "Teeny Weeny Sacred PO Box in 1-D!" (52:07) 43. Sperm Bank Five - "Sausage of the Night" (52:39) 44. Infidelguy - "signing off" (56:08) 45. Henry Philips - "On the Shoulders of Freaks" (57:13)
An entirely musical show in which the Rev. Cardboard Box drags the listener by the ears through the deepest, darkest and most obscure regions of his music collection, giving credit where possible. 1: Opening Sequence (0:00) 2: intro ramble (0:26) 3: Satina Saturnina: "Machine Girl" (3:34) 4: Harry Death: "Harry Death" (6:10) 5: Katerpillar Tractor Concept: "Big Mac" (10:24) 6: credits (15:32) 7: Wazzo Ghoti: "Beans Down Chutes" (19:15) 8: Bobo: "Tired of living this way" (22:03) 9: The Inhalers: "Eric Clapton Died in my Arms/Alan Parsons Had my Baby" (24:26) 10: more credits with Harry Death's "Slidy Song" backing (28:06) 11: SMAK: "Don't Trust Him" (31:43) 12: Rainy Days: "Nuclear Attack" (34:48) 13: Trasch: "Milk Treatment with Bob" (36:38) 14: more credits (38:45) 15: Plant People: "Shades of Pain" (40:39) 16: credit (47:06) 17: Conventional Toasters: "The Flu" (48:23) 18: credits and farewell (52:28) 19: Ross Harkness: "Thankyou Muchly" (53:25) 20: PO Box obnoxiousness (58:07)
First recorded about 29 August 2004. 1: Le Mur - "I Suggest We Split" (0:00) 2: Cardboard Box - The Intro (0:11) 3: - Some rant about Destiny Church (0:31) 4: Synaesthesia - "Hate Alert Badges" (5:54) 5: Le Mur - "Jesus #26" (9:48) 6: IMBJR - "Save me Satan" (10:02) 7: Le Mur - "Lord Jesus #3" (10:48) 8: credits (10:58) 9: Unknown - "'Bob' Toy Ad!" (14:27) 10: Old SubGenius Barrage - "Pretend" (15:15) 11: Jarto - "Good News" (16:52) 12: Truth Squad - "Road Raga" (17:16) 13: credits (20:53) 14: Gene Moore - "Church is just a place of business" (22:06) 15: Ed Fred - "Sins of the Flock" (22:31) 16: Puzzling Evidence - "'Bob'-Salesman-X-Day" (26:02) 17: Little Fyodor - "I Wanna be 'Bob' (live at XD7)" (31:09) 18: credits (32:28) 19: Eric Houg and Tom Rockwell - "Internet Radio" (34:45) 20: Old SubGenius Barrage - "Quantum8" (39:24) 21: Norel Pref - "Oh Chuck" (40:14) 22: Six Jumping Jacks - "Send for Our Free Booklet" (41:28) 23: credits (44:33) 24: Rev Ivan Stang - "Basic Yetinsyny History 101" (46:21) 25: - "Church Explained" (52:10) 26: National Cynical Network - "All the Stupid People" (55:32) 27: credits and farewell (57:36) 28: The Tom Bosley Experience - "The Weekend Song (new mix)" (58:29) 29: The Outro (1:01:58) Rant bed: Chris Knox, "Yes!!", "Ndidi" (www.flyingnun.co.nz)
#4: The SubGenius Common Ground part 1: The Conspiracy
# mm:ss 1 00:00 Intro 2 00:20 ARISE! Extract 3 00:36 Introduction rant 4 02:09 "I Hate That Ol' Conspiracy" 5 03:53 Pathetic: "Automated Utopia" 6 04:54 ARISE Extract 7 05:54 Cardboard Box - "Leave revolution to the wheels" (Bed: Nolan Voyde, "Petty Paranoias") 8 09:23 Rollerball Corporate Anthem 9 10:55 Cardboard Box: D. H. Lawrence, "Let Us Be Men" 10 11:11 ARISE! Extract 11 11:54 Cardboard Box - Brag of the Conspiracy 12 15:06 El Queso All Stars: "Pink" 13 19:07 Ed Fred: Pink 14 21:20 Cardboard Box: D. H. Lawrence, "A Sane Revolution" 15 22:30 Rev. Carter: "The Con's Plan" 16 28:01 ARISE! Extract 17 28:52 El Queso All Stars: "Another Agent of the Blue Mold from Space" 18 33:32 ARISE! Extract 19 33:59 Ed Fred: "Con Air" 20 35:57 Cardboard Box: Reading from Book of the SubGenius 21 37:45 Le Mur: "TSMI #13" 22 38:09 ARISE! Extract 23 39:05 Cardboard Box: D. H. Lawrence, "When Wilt Thou Teach the People" 24 40:39 Billybob: "Ragheads, Sodomites and Whores" 25 41:51 The Late Budie Holie: "Hypno Brainwash Mindfuck Music" 26 46:00 Cardboard Box: Reading from the Book of the SubGenius 27 47:35 ARISE! Extract 28 48:31 Unknown movie: "Scum of the earth" 29 49:40 ARISE! Extract 30 49:58 Le Mur: "A Real Problem" 31 50:20 ARISE! Extract -- THE END! 33 50:58 Cardboard Box - credits (Bed: Harris Leslie and the House of Fire, "Jogging for Jesus") 34 56:11 Outro, PO Box etc. 35 57:34 Cardboard Box: speech synth & kd et al, "Little People of the World"
I left it a bit late to drop the cutesy self-interview, faux-sermonising crap, but I finally did it. !!!ASS #5: "Cardboard Box's X-Day 9 Compilation featuring Onan Canobite's X-Day Files" # 1. Hellpope Huey - "Warning! "Bob"!" (intro rant) 2. Onan Canobite - "Welcome to New Jersey" (c. 1998) 3. Sister Decadence, David Lynch Rant (c. 1998) 4. Buchanan Brothers - "When You See Those Flying Saucers" (unknown) 5. Onan Canobite - "WBOB Spot" (c. 1998) 6. Hellpope Huey - "The World Ends Tomorrow #4" 7. Credits (bed: "Nameless Mission") 8. Philo Drummond, Dr. Howll & Ivan Stang - "Welcome to X-Day" (c. 2006) 9. Jehovah Hates Phred - ""Bob" Down in the Saucer-O" 10. Onan Canobite - "Tonguing the Cart Wound" (c. 1998) 11. Some inappropriate samples 12. Ivan Stang - "Bobbie Awards & Steve Chekey Rant" (c. 2005) 13. Credits 14. Onan Canobite - "Estrojest/Preposterone War Pt. 1" (c. 1998) 15. Hank Flloyd and the Swerving Headlights - "First Class on the Mothership" (2003) 16. Puzzling Evidence - "X-Day Promise" 17. Lymph Node Institute - "Christian Apocalypse" 18. Credits 19. Onan Canobite - "Estrojest/Preposterone War Pt. 2" (c. 1998) 20. Hellpope Huey - "The World Ends Tomorrow #3" 21. Popess Lilith von Fraumench - Rant and Song (c. 2005) 22. Little Fyodor & Babushka - "Through Being Cool" (c. 2004) 23. end credits 24. Prof. Chas Smith & ESO - "Wilderness of "Bob"" Total time 1hr 3s
Antipodean SubGenius Show #0006: "X-mas vs. X-Day" 1. Mr. F. LeMur - Intro #509 2. Intro rant (BG: Tom Bosley Experience "Invincible Summer" vs. Twisted Christmas background samples and "Elevator Music" (uploaded by Polar Bear?)) 3. Self's Layer - Santa Clauses and Joe's Apartment 4. ESO Swamp Radio - Jesus Season Blasphemy (28 Nov 2002) 5. Jethros - Holly Golly Xmas 6. Just John - What Does Santa Do 7. credits 8. Assorted adlike horrors, including Hellpope Huey and the old "Bob" ads Husband Polish The More You Sell - To Know and Act Old SubGenius Xmas "Bob" Ads The More You Sell - Intelligently Aggressive... Hellpope Huey - Ventworm Vittles The More You Sell - The More I Sell... Le Mur - DentSoPep Bleepo Abernathy - Candy-Frappy-Frappy-Candy 9. Kelly & Jeri - Poor Ol' Santa Claus (from the 365 Days Project @ ubu.com) 9. credits 10. Popess Cecelia & Trickster Shaman - Tidings of Trembling & Fear 11. Nu-Monet - Elf Slave Revolt 12. Hee Haw Gospel Quartet - Iron Santa 13. Xmas vs. X-Day: The Rant (BG: Trasch - White Christmas (from 'Chemikaze', 1992)) 14. American Astronaut - Lee Vilenski Intro 15. The Judgement Frosty 16. Hellpope Huey - Yard o' Beef 17. Ivan Stang - Minute of Slack "The Santa Bob" 18. credits (BG: The Yeti-Pingu Song) 19. Hellpope Huey - Dino Foot Blues 20. The Jethros - Merry F*ing Christmas 21. Bill T. Miller - X-Day's A-Comin' 22. Credits (BG: Popess Lilith von Fraumench - Words to Spliff By) 23. Chris Knox - Jingle Bells