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destielwincest

Dancer tho

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I think dasher is me in every way

jackfrostswhore

i feel you vixen

the fuck is wrong with blitzen

robotsquid

I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.

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IT’S DECEMBER 1ST TIME TO BUST OUT THIS PHOTOSET AGAIN

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SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT THIS YEAR

HERE WE FUCKIN GO

continuants

this year i’m feelin prancer

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Donner. This has definitely been a Donner year.

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Here’s a fast-bodged-up reaction gif for all Isaac-traumatising occasions.
You might like to download The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth to find out what so horrified him in the first place. Actually, after a good 58 hours of getting small children killed... — Here’s a fast-bodged-up reaction gif for all Isaac-traumatising occasions.
You might like to download *The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth* to find out what so horrified him in the first place. Actually, after a good 58 hours of getting small children killed by assorted abominations, I strongly recommend doing so.

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We’ll never get to Banbury Cross at this rate

Besides, it’s supposed to be a COCK horse, not QWOP

From Dynamic Model of a Horse Gallop in 2D by Eddy Boxerman.

What’s this about cock horses and Banbury crosses?

Original PIU thread

Source: pictureisunrelated.com animated gif horse simulation nursery rhyme

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Source: loadingartist.com animated gif valentines day no just no

The only Christmas movie you need this year.

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After five years I’m amazed it still works.

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So, I did another Ecclescraft. I spend more time in Cubidon exploring, getting killed, grabbing my gear back in a daring midnight rush, and finally visiting Ukaistan or whatever it’s called. Also, a short music video in which I get into the festive spit by attempting to off Santa.

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This video clip was found on alt.binaries.slack some time in 2003. I’ve no idea where it’s from, but it pretty much sums up my feelings about the increasingly silly season.

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Ah, Xmas… when thinking about killing everyone changes to actually drawing up detailed plans to kill everyone.

This tweet by Warren Ellis. Good evening.

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Follow @TweetsofOld. Totally worth it.

Currently Tweets of Old, a Twitter account that tweets news from the turn of last century, is tweeting children’s letters to Santa. Not a demand for iPads or lengthy transcriptions of Amazon links to be seen!

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Nope, I don’t like summer. Here’s the reasons why.

Excessively long days where the sun wakes me at 5am whether I want to or not
Excessively bright sunlight that’s lousy for being able to see, but great for a bumper crop of melanomas
Excessive heat, making me drowsy, stupid and irritable 24/7
FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Slack Trade Me sales, because of Christmas buyer’s exhaustion preventing me from getting paid due to lack of funds
It’s getting in the fucking way of me enjoying autumn
Then again, so does winter, but at least I can function in cold weather
And spring can go mount on itself because you know that when it’s done its dash, it’ll be goddamn stinking summer again

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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We’ll never get to Banbury Cross at this rate

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Nope, I don’t like summer. Here’s the reasons why.