How to drive me insane
1. Start asking me a question. Break off as you are distracted by something else. Berate me for not answering your unfinished question, which, because you never finished asking it, I cannot answer.
2. Start giving me instructions. Break off as you are distracted by something else. Berate me for not carrying out your unfinished instructions.
3. Expect me to have memorised all the everything. Get upset when I cannot instantly belch up the answer you want.
4. Command my attention, then immediately start waffling. If you need me, focus on what you need me for and fuck anything else unless it’s time-critical.
5. Yammer so long that whatever was the important part of your verbal diarrhea is lost in the verbiage, then get upset I cannot understand what you want. Bonus points if you have a strong accent that makes you unintelligble.
6. Tell me to do something, then continue talking about how important it is that it be done and so on and so forth. I cannot think or do anything when you are making the talking noise, as I have learned that I must listen to your noise. Oh, and then you get upset because you talk too much and prevent me from doing whatever it was you wanted. (See #5.)
7. Start the talking noise as soon as I approach you. I am not approaching you to be talked at or because I have nothing to do. I want to ask you to do something, or answer a question, for me for a change. Oh, and then you get upset because the issue I have has not been resolved or has escalated.
8. Tell me something is not a priority, then get upset when I put it aside in favour or more critical tasks.
9. Ignore when I am busy (e.g. navigating a tight space with a heavy box) and expect immediate assistance and/or answers.
10. Get upset when I, recognising that eventually you will make your problem/s mine to solve, attempt to prepare a solution in advance. You were going to dump it on me eventually, so why are you upset at my thinking ahead?