I angrily yelled the whole thing in my head.
Someone set this to music stat. Gifted But Twisted, I’m looking at you.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCING SLOW
AND FAT WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA HA HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM SANTA’S FUCKING SLEIGH