(A rather elderly rant from the times of alt.slack. It’s extraordinary how I channeled my inner schizophrenic. Preface by ICEKNIFE.)
FLASH 1: SubNectivity channel alpha 3
To: All Ispace Units
The following 3space unit has developed a neural net feedack mechanism allowing it to perceive the processes which produce the false “consciousness” that these units require belief in. Perception of the projection process will lead inevitably to recognition that it has no such thing as consciousness.
This could develop into an externalized feedack loop involving other units. In order to prevent this, certain neural circuits will have to be modified by extreme signal voltage overload. The ICEKNIFE Unit is instructed to enter the unit’s “brain” and remove those circuits from operation. Method is at the discretion of the operative.
I only just realised now: MY BRAIN IS THINKING. And it is thinking THOUGHTS — AT ME — and those thoughts make me DO STUFF AT THE BEHEST OF MY BRAIN!!
And I don’t even know WHERE MY BRAIN IS GETTING THIS SHIT FROM THAT IT THINKS ABOUT, I mean sure, it’s seeing through my eyes, hearing through my ears, but are those ALL it’s OWN THOUGHTS? Or is it getting them from SOMEWHERE ELSE?
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
I mean, we all know the CON WANTS TO TELL US WHAT TO THINK, and “Bob” will SELL us what WE REALLY THINK, but are we getting VALUE FOR MONEY?? Did I THINK THIS MYSELF, or did I get it SECONDHAND? And can I get my MONEY BACK?!?
I mean, you know how the CON has all its dupes STEEPING IN THE APPROVED THOUGHTS all around us, and that means WE ARE RIGHT IN IT TOO! You think the TV is JUST an INNOCENT RECEIVER? WRONG. That idiot box is TRANSMITTING DEADLY CONAPPROVED BRAIN REPROGRAMMING VIRUSESESES INTO YOUR CRANIUM! You thought the transporter room in Star Trek was a COST CUTTING measure? SHIT NO, it was a WARNING, that’s not a HEAD COLD you got it’s a HEAD CODE!!
So why hasn’t MY BRAIN succumbed? Same reason YOURS HASN’T. (Or MAYBE IT HAS. Not that you can’t be FIXED.) MY BRAIN IS NOT NORMAL! MY BRAIN IS NOT NORMAL!!
MY BRAIN IS! NOT! NORMAL!!! AND NEITHER AM I!
Something went WRONG with the Con’ EUGENICS PROGRAMME, didn’t it? And they slapped a label on me: AUTISTIC. Because the CON NEEDS LABELS, and by default DUPES need ‘em too. But we know LABELS CONCEAL REALITY, and “Bob” sold me a scraper to SCRAPE ‘em OFF!
I got LABELS up my ASS! One fer the library, one fer drivin’, another fer university, one fer gym, and a’ course the bank! LABELS! LABELS! BABELS!
They call this the “world o’ clocks”, BULLSHIT! It’s a WORLD of FUCKING LABELS, stuck on the WALLS, stuck on the DOORS, STUCK OVER YOUR EYES, STUCK ON YOUR BRAIN!!
The Con DON’T NEED to THINK. They just SHUFFLE LABELS until they find one that FITS. Then They just SLAP THAT SUCKER ON THE SUCKER and FOLLOW THE HANDY ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTIONS. Brain and brain and brain! WHO NEEDS BRAIN?
Yeah, that’s what the Con’s trying to do: STOP MY BRAIN FROM THINKING BY DUMBING DOWN THE WORLD. Some people DON’T KNOW that a STEAMING FLUID is actually HOT! Is there really someone THAT DUMB that they would SET THEIR APPLE LASERWRITER on FIRE? AND EXPECT it to WORK AFTERWARDS? (Well, probably. Some even believe TV preachers like Benny Hinn.)
You see, if you REDUCE the NEED to THINK, you’ll THINK LESS. Or your brain will. Reduce the need ENOUGH YOU WON’T THINK AT ALL. Congratulations! WELCOME TO DUPEDOM, PINKBOY!
HEY! Maybe my brain is THINKING AS A DEFENCE AGAINST THE CON! Where’s my diploma in THINKOLOGY? More o’ THEM kinda THOUGHTS, “BOB”!