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Yesterday I finally finished my project for NaNoWriMo 2012: Shetlander, a My Little Pony fanfiction that ended up as a crossover with Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos.

tl;dr is that there are four things I’d have done differently. Number five: don’t even try National Novel Writing Month again.

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sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv asked:

So I take it you've never: ever heard of cartoon porn before bronies existed, and you don't know the term 'safesearchwrapup'?

seananmcguire answered:

I thought about this ask a LOT while I was away from my computer today.  A LOT.  Because I have always tried to be calm and cool and answer your questions respectfully, and this bothered the shit out of me.

So I am not going to be calm, and I am not going to be cool.  This is your only warning.

First off, cartoon porn has always existed.  Google “Tijuana Bible” if you’re curious.  You, too, can see Mickey Mouse fuck Olive Oyl in the ass while she sucks off Popeye and Goofy masturbates in the background.  The art’s not as good as some of what we have these days, but hell, standards change.  When I was in high school, I and a bunch of other kids in my art class had what we called the “porn sketchbook,” which was full of EXTREMELY explicit cartoon porn, showing lots of popular characters fucking each other’s brains out.

Guess what we didn’t show to six year olds?  Gosh, you’re a good guesser.  And guess what most six year olds don’t know?  Terms like “safesearchwrapup.”  The post that I reblogged, that you are now addressing me over, OPENLY EXPLAINED the search standards.  That “safe search” was on.  That the pictures showed up anyway.  And that sometimes kids will get on the internet without supervision.

I have NO FUCKING PROBLEM with cartoon porn.  I may find some of it to be in questionable taste, and I cheered when Princess Molestia was removed from the internet, but whatever.  Your kink is your kink, and your kink is okay, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone.  When your kink literally pushes little girls out of their fandom, IT IS HURTING PEOPLE.

Let’s look at a word.  The word “brony.”

I am a My Little Pony fan.  I have been since I was four.  My first ponies were Cotton Candy and Minty.  I still have them, and more than two hundred others.  I have the original cartoon on DVD.  Some of my earliest works of fiction were stories in which I got to travel over the rainbow and live in Ponyland.  I am not a newcomer to this fandom.

My Little Pony is a “girl toy,” so yeah, most of the fans I knew were girls.  But there were boy fans.  You know what we called them?  FANS.  We didn’t give them a special, gender-specific name that proved how cool they were for liking something that wasn’t made specifically to appeal to them.  WE CALLED THEM FANS.

The very term “brony” is a statement of conquest.  “This was made for girls, but we’re too cool to like it unless it’s on our masculine terms.  Our bro-terms.”  So we’re once again belittling men, because they can’t love a thing unless it’s somehow masculized.  And we’re excluding girls, because seriously.  We teach little girls FROM DAY ONE that boy things aren’t for them, and you don’t get more “this is for men” than a name that includes “bro.”  (And no, saying I can be a “pegasister” doesn’t help.  I AM NOT THE PROTAGONIST’S SISTER IN MY OWN FANDOM.)

Cartoon porn is fine in its place, but it should not be so prevalent and so poorly tagged that it takes over the search results for a children’s property.  The way the brony community has said “MLP is for us, always us, us above all others, little girls don’t count, the intent of the brand doesn’t count, the people who have loved this property since 1982 will never love it like we do, because they don’t have a special name” feels like the fannish equivalent of that old Eddie Izzard sketch about “Do you have a flaaaaaaag?”  I don’t need a flag.  I LIVE HERE.

I always have.

theprophetlilith

I’d reblog even if this wasn’t a brilliant takedown, just for these words:

The very term “brony” is a statement of conquest. 

bemused-geek-nz

Well put.

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via FanFiction.Net - The Rev. Cardboard Box’s stories

The new Laird is stopping in Ponyville en route to Canterlot. However, he and his herd are only the first to arrive. The second arrival will be bad enough. As for the third herd of visitors…

This is the story I began in NaNoWriMo 2012. Eventually updates will slow as I get into writing the damn thing from scratch.

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I knew that. :) This was neither modern pisswater lager nor the hyper-hopped monstrosities that leave you feeling like you just deep-throated a pine tree, mind you. Small beer (i.e....
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I knew that. :) This was neither modern pisswater lager nor the hyper-hopped monstrosities that leave you feeling like you just deep-throated a pine tree, mind you. Small beer (i.e. low-alcohol brews) were given to children for breakfast because - like all other beers - they were safer to drink than the water they were made from.

theprophetlilith

Watered-down wine wasn’t uncommon for them to drink, either. The antiseptic qualities of alcohol, and the antibiotic properties of hops for that matter, weren’t well understood at the time but they understood the evidence of their eyes.

More on the antibiotic properties of hops can be found here, here, and here

bemused-geek-nz

This is interesting to me, since I’m writing a My Little Pony fanfic where there is a definite distinction between day (small) and night (modern normal) alcoholic brews.

“Cider?” Applejack blinked at Twlight. “Well, y'all are lookin’ hot and bothered.”

“No, no!” Twilight shook her head. “It’s for when the Shetlanders arrive. It’s not just that they’ll be thirsty after travelling all day, but… apparently they’re very fond of a stiff drink.” She frowned. “Or three. Or five.”

“The night stuff huh?” The earth pony nodded in understanding and turned towards the shed where the brewing was done, stroking her cheek thoughtfully. “We’ve got about two dozen barrels of night cider at the moment, but I’d say only fifteen’re at the drinkable stage, the rest are too young, but hey, how much of that can a pony drink anyway?”

Subsequently, before an interesting use of a garbage wagon:

Rainbow’s face soured, partly from the offensive language and mostly from the smell of alcohol on his breath. How in the name of Harmony had he got hold of the night stuff before noon?

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Here.. have a badly sketched pony.
I went out for a picnic lunch with my old sketchbook and a copy of Scoon’s “how to draw Berry Punch/Ruby Pinch” diagram, and found a lot of scribbles of hand puppets. Which lead to this young unicorn stallion....

Here.. have a badly sketched pony.

I went out for a picnic lunch with my old sketchbook and a copy of Scoon’s “how to draw Berry Punch/Ruby Pinch” diagram, and found a lot of scribbles of hand puppets. Which lead to this young unicorn stallion. (That’s his tail between his legs by the way. Get your minds out of the gutter.)

His name’s Puppeteer, and that’s what he and his crew do for a living. His magic animates the arms and heads.

He also spends a lot of time on his back for obvious reasons.

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The Five Most Wrong Brony Tumblrs in Existence

Normally I’m not a top-list writer, since my response to anything tends to be muted at best and critical at worst. However, I’ve been on a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic jag recently, and as a result not only have four Second Life pony avatars (two anthro, but that’s another post for ‘Cip) but a list in my History of some of the MLP-inspired Tumblrs out there.

And believe me when I say there are some that are very, very Wrong. So wrong that if Lauren Faust died tomorrow they could plug her coffin into the national grid and power half of Manhattan.

And most of these rely on Tumblr’s “Ask Me Anything” feature, so they draw their responses to their most amusing queries. Which, when you’re pretending to be a psychotic pony who’s got a new lease on life from ending that of others… let’s just say that here’s five Tumblrs showing ponydom going to Hell in a handcart.

Yeah… it’s kinda like that.

R18 NSFW nightmare fuel ahoy! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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