Bemused. Geek. NZ.
Being the posts, photos, and general quasi-intelligensia-type babbling of a moron half the poster's age.
Alternate Names for Animals (photos via Imgur)
Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuffthese are surprisingly accurate
TRASH PANDA
Not bad, except for the excess “flap” in “Majestic Sea Flap”.
Also, FART SQUIRREL: The Hero the Forest Deserves, Not the Hero the Forest Needs!
Reblogged from dubihyena-deactivated20160417
Just checking to see if you`re all still here..
I read that as ‘still all here’.
…
Where are my legs?
Reblogged from thefrogman
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Griffin Von Porkchop [instagram]
Reblogged from thefrogman
If I fits…
…I don’t care if I makes a sound like ‘plompf’.
Reblogged from georgetakei
I reblogged a version of this from Videohall earlier, that had fart noises dubbed onto it. Either way, nature is gross and doesn’t give a flying…
…never mind.
Very true. (via UNICORN JELLY by Jennifer Diane Reitz)
What artists do if given wire and household objects…
MINDFUCKED.
AWESOME!
Yeah… some of those will probably end up on greeting cards at some stage.
Ah, Xmas… when thinking about killing everyone changes to actually drawing up detailed plans to kill everyone.
This tweet by Warren Ellis. Good evening.
Once we had some mirror tiles set up as a garden decoration, until a blackbird spent over three hours attacking its reflection. Then we took them down.
The goose below is having a similar problem with some mirror-glass windows.
And for some reason, this video is actually quite funny.