If he keeps that up, he’ll be pressing geese, then maybe even swans.
A baby duck yawning
Amphibious whoopee cushion news is perfect news.
Along with the mallards who hang out at the pond behind our property, a scaup’s taken up residence. I managed to get these photos of the little guy. Or gal. Whichever.
Actual Advice Mallard
I refuse to take relationship advice from an animal whose primary reproductive strategy involves rape.
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